had a bad start today.
as usual, i was on the bus. normally, i will take a quick nap but not today, i dont know why but i just cant get to sleep. i was taking 970 and when the bus reached 6th ave. it came! yup, that dreadful feeling to have when a toilet was nowhere in sight. i tried to resist it. i popped a sweet into my mouth and concentrated on the sucking (no dirty thoughts, pls). it failed. i tried pinching myself on the arms and the thighs. well, pain is much better than soiling the pants. i put up a quite a fight and the bus reached commonwealth mrt. should i alight here? there's a toilet...some frens commented that i'm pretty stubborn. well, i dont deny that. alas, i really had to let go when the bus reached queenstown's station. i alighted and headed straight for the toilet. during the way, i was thinking: i'm betting my entire fortune that all the cubicles would be occupied. you know what, if only singapore pools will accept this bet...think i waited about a min or so and it was a torture. i'm pretty worried that i had to discard my underwear. heard the sounds of flushing...and more flushing... bloody hell, all the occupants coming out at the same time. it's like taking a cab, it's never there when you need it the most. well, at least there's toilet paper...else it'll be my first time using the tap...
Are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for all of the opportnunities you botched?
Thursday, September 04, 2003
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