healthcare

i saw these in a forum. the topic is about the local healthcare system. for those interested in local matters...

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Going to see the doctor is like going to the toilet. You need to crap urgently. You run to the toilet. You have to pay 10 cents. And the toilet is so dirty and smelly. So you complain till the cows come home AFTER you have crapped. If the toilet was FREE for you to use you would not complain. Agree?

Health care is like a toilet. You are a company or organization or a government, you need to have a toilet for people/workers. The function of the toilet is to allow people to crap and pee. It is a necessity, because people do crap and pee. So you build one for that purpose. What do you need? Basically just a hole and a water supply. It is up to you how much to improve upon that eg toilet bowl with seat, tap with sink, painted walls, toilet paper , pictures on the walls, air con, air freshener etc etc.

But then you need to keep costs low too. The cheaper the toilet the better. Less waste less expense. In fact why not cut the water supply to only 2 hours at the end of the day...flushes the crap and be ready for the next day and save water and money! In the end the people who suffer are the ones who use the toilet and the toilet itself which becomes dirty.

And of course those who planned the building of the cheapest toilet do not visit it.

Don't you think there are serious parallels?

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Doctors are like prostitutes. We work for a pimp who is NOT a prostitute and has never done work as a prostitute.

One day I report back to the pimp and give him $100. " Wah how come so little?" I tell him that I had to spend more time with a customer who had problems getting it up. Had to be more patient and gentle with him. " I don't care about that you just earn as much money as you can for me you understand?!! After all I know how long it takes for a man to get an orgasm. 5 min can already lah! No need to spend so much time get it?!"

A Customer complains to the pimp that it was too fast and not shiok. " Eh customer complain leh...not shiok.. say you too fast why har?"

I tell him got to do fast to earn money like he said.

"I tell you...if you need to spend more time with a complicated customer to get him satisfied..you jolly well find the time! We are here to give customer satisfaction you know!"

A customer gets a sore on his penis after oral sex. "Eh I want to sue you because you injured me. You should not be injuring me after all you are a PROFESSIONAL right?"

Don't you think there are serious parallels here?