from friday to now, beside sleeping and some time at the toilet, i have been spending ALL my time at home reading only 2 blogs. well, they have one thing in common, some of their entries are pretty long.
she sure can write, i like her style of writing and some of her entries can be pretty amusing. i had quite a couple of good laughs. anyway, now i wonder if most gals of short stature are xiao la jiao...well, i had met some in my life. i'm just generalizing. anyway, another site on my favorites.
i knew he's a good writer and i chanced upon his through some links. i wonder why didn't he tell me about it. then again, i'm not really that buddy buddy with him. at first, i'm wondering...maybe the reason is that he had written some negative remarks about me or something like that, upon going through the whole archive, nothing of that sort. oh well...
they have pretty good hits on their blogs and i wonder...is the length of your entries correlated to the number of hits you'll receive?
i dont know...but being "trained" as an engineer/programmer, i'd been told to k.i.s.s.
good huh, they even trained you how to kiss in uni. first, you have to tilt your face so both your noses dont get in the way. then you position your mouth in such a way that...who am i trying to kid? teaching people how to kiss? where's the practical experience? *sniff* i need a gf, period.
k.i.s.s is an acronym for "keep it simple, stupid". guess there's no need for me to go into a long explanation, come on, it's pretty self explanatory.
hence the huge number of short entries in this blog.
i went to devils yesterday. i had sent some sms to phlogger but apparently the services kinda sucks. there's a LONG delay of at least...a day before the sms will get updated on the board. but...it's free. i wonder...how long more before the service will cease to exist?
i had a friend who will eat everything on his plate. it does not matter that he hates it but as long as it's edible, he'll finish it. pretty good upbringing by his mum, huh?
i applied the above differently. as long as there's beer/alcohol in the glass/bottle, i'll finish it.
the above bugger drank my share before joining another friend and me were on the dance floor. hello? thought you wanted to watch the football match? but...the beer was free, so it's all right.
oh, i'm pretty protective of my drink.
later on, we adjourned for a session of mahjong...
after i got a bottle of wild turkey to get a high.
i failed.
but i'm on a winning streak for the past few weeks. yeah!
you read the new paper today? there's this article of this pregnant woman in dont know which country who cut open her belly to "extract" her baby before the baby dies. dont ask me the details, too "lei che" to write down.
ah...the power of love.
a friend who's a father commented: after i saw my wife going through all the pain giving birth to my baby. i have the greatest respect for mothers.
i vowed to treat my mum better. well, not that i'm treating her badly now.
here are some details about giving birth you might not know. it might not be exactly accurate but you'll get the general idea.
1) the vagina need to be err...opened (not sure of the exact word) of a certain length before the mother can give birth. if it needs help in opening, the nurse will stuff a pill inside the vagina. this action of stuffing the finger and the pill inside the vagina can be a rather demeaning experience for some...including the father.
2) some mums will experience immense pain before the birth. with medical advancement, there's always the painkiller. first time mums and dads will usually refuse the injection, fearing complications later on (there's a possibility albeit slight). but after seeing his wife in such pain, the husband gave in. the wife refused of course but the husband ask the nurse to inject anyway (i think). after the injection took effect, she was smiling.
3) non first timers will ask for the injection straight away upon admission.
4) during the process of giving birth, under no circumstance should the father look at the vagina...if he still wish to enjoy sex with the wife.
some husbands just cant bear the sight...
in the same paper, i saw the picture of the eyebrow plucker (i had a link somewhere...) again. he's taking part in the singapore idol.
hmm...our next "she bangs"?
i wonder if the number of hits will increase after this long entry?
it's the content, dear, not the length.
Are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for all of the opportnunities you botched?
Sunday, June 06, 2004
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