spidey

this might be boring.

today...err, i meant yesterday, there was an article on a localized version of spiderman done by an india company. he will be wearing traditional indian clothing like kurta (shirt), dhoti (pants) and jootie (shoes)...yah, as if you know what they are.

anyway, i wonder if there will be a localized singaporean version.

being in singapore, i guess we can skip the top. many guys are half naked at homes anyway. but we have to have the black spider on the torso...hmm, perhaps we could tattoo it. of course, there must be a few loose strands of hair coming from the nipple(s).

pants wise...let's skip that. too hot liao, perhaps we could get those bicycle shorts. tight fitting some more. i dont know why male ballet dancers in their costume will reveal the bulge of the penis and testicles yet superheros wearing tight fitting costumes dont. groin guard or something like that? *shrug*

as for the shoes, nothing less than a teva sandals...in red.

so how did he become spiderman? hmm...perhaps he mixed alcohol with durians? mind you, not any ordinary alcohol, it's those chinese medicinal wine...soaked with what else but a 1000 years old spider.

his nemesis? nothing less than the gecko man with a powerful tail.

he's an ntu undergrad, a nerd in school, painfully shy among gals, bespectacled, lived in a hdb flat with his aunt. uncle killed in a road rage incident by an ah beng.

his webs are limited. come on, how much of that white stuff can you come up with in a day? dont ask me if the webs shoot out from the wrists...