my friends are all bastards!

a fren will be holding a traditonal wedding dinner on oct 1st.

and thus we have our stag's party last sat.

why not hold it on 30th sep?

i doubt many people hold hen/stag parties a day before the wedding.

too taxing on the body.
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a very simple night.

just a late dinner at a coffeeshop across the street before adjouring for some drinks at insomia, chijmes.

nothing naughty.
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the regular band is in hong kong now...or so i heard.

there were 2 bands taking turns that night.

and both have rather gorgeous female vocalists.

i prefer the 1st one though *swoon*

and we saw a bald hong kong actor there, hee.
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the groom-to-be drove despite us saying no one should drive that night.

he produced a 2 days MC claiming he had diarrhea.

if he thought that we were a merciful group of frens, he was wrong that day.

after being frens for 14+ yrs, he should have known better.

once we reached the pub, he drank only sprite.

we played our usual games and he drank 2 shots of neat.

that spiced things up a bit.

however, the main casualty was not the groom-to-be.

it was another fren who's birthday was on sunday.
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we were planning to order a waterfall for him, something rather potent.

they have only flaming lamborghini.

in the end, the birthday boy downed 3 (he was forced to, we were not a group of merciful frens, remember?).

the groom-to-be downed 2.

both of them was like you drink, i drink.

that's my group of frens: want to die, die together.

utter the above in hokkien and it'll sounds more authentic to our group.

which is why playing mahjong with them can be quite frustrating.
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photos of the birthday boy puking was taken for posterity.

initially, i was ok but the super bumpy taxi ride proved to be my undoing.

upon alighting, i headed straight for the grass patch.

the feeling after a good vomiting beats the feeling after a good shit.

crude but very true.

when i went down for lunch later on, i saw a flock of crows gathering at the grass patch.

i hoped they enjoyed the chicken satay and wu xiang i had for supper.